Post-Schna-ulations

euphemisms...an interactive sport

Euphemisms are a fun thing. I once came across a book at B&N that was 250 pages of euphemisms for male and female genitalia (its intended purpose was as a reference source). I got to hear my Grandma say "poontang" once. Thank you, Oprah's Book Club.
So, thanks to the movie "Garden State", I have been inspired to conduct a survey of the best euphemisms for sex.
From "Garden State": 'dropping knowledge upon another' (I forget the direct quote, but it was something to the effect of "I'm going to drop some knowledge on that bitch!")
Here are a few more good ones I came across in my two minutes of internet research. Euphemisms
In honor of my friend the accountant who said that accountant are not as dorky as chemists (from the site above):

Top Ten Accountant Euphemisms For Sex
10. Using the long form
9. Getting bottom-lined
8. Increasing your cash flow
7. Filing an extension
6. Rounding off
5. Depleting your reserves
4. Filing jointly
3. Get up, get on up, stay on the scene, like an adding machine
2. Making your holdings grow
1. Getting Enronned

I'm particularly fond of #3...ubercool!
For those interested in CompSci sex Euphemisms:
CS Euphemisms
For the basics:
Sex

¤ Doing it
¤ Getting it on
¤ Making love
¤ Hooking up
¤ Making bacon
¤ Hiding the salami/sausage/banana
¤ Making babies
¤ Rocking the boat
¤ Rocking the Casaba
¤ Knocking boots
¤ Making whoopee
¤ Making the beast with two backs
¤ Horizontal mambo
¤ Horizontal polka
¤ Doing the deed
¤ Porking

How about 'riding the bologna pony'?
Perhaps the best site I came across was Richard and Kitty's World of Sex Euphemisms, which gives an alphabetical index of euphemisms, beginning with 'a bit of the old in & out' (which some may recognize from "A Clockwork Orange").
So, I challenge you...what are some good sex euphemisms that you've heard (the more original, the better)?

posted by Schna @ 11:51 AM