Post-Schna-ulations

Ha ha and other such things

Ashley Simpson Booed at the Orange Bowl

Now, if only the masses would see the light and start booing her sister too, the world would be a happier place.

This is hilarious (and you gotta admit it's pretty freakin' cute as well):
Tortoise Adopts Stray Hippo at Sanctuary

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 120-year-old giant tortoise living in a Kenyan sanctuary has become inseparable from a baby hippo rescued by game wardens, officials said on Thursday.

My favorite Cubs player when I was young (though I could argue that he was one of two favorites, the other being Mark Grace) is being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Read one of MANY stories here. Go Ryno!!!!

"Ryne Sandberg earned nine Gold Gloves, seven Silver Sluggers and the 1984 NL MVP. (Michael Conroy/AP)"

In other baseball news, the future of Carlos Beltran is still up in the air. I would be ecstatic if the Cubs were able to acquire him, and only moderately disheartened of the Astros kept him or the Mets got him. However, if the Yankees get Beltran (after snagging Tony Womack and Randy Johnson - two players I like a lot, damn them!!!), I would be very, VERY unhappy. Very very very very!!!

Very.

posted by Schna @ 10:28 AM