Highlights, Part II
Highlights of the "wedding weekend" continued...*** Getting to watch my Grandma (repeatedly) blow water at people through a penis-tipped straw (two penis-tipped straws simulataneously, at one point).
*** Witnessing Dusty put on a Groom thong OVER his pants at the rehearsal dinner.
*** Getting photographic evidence of the above two highlights.
*** Glow in the dark miniature golfing.
*** Several homecooked meals and desserts, by both my Mom and younger sister (who is currently in culinary school). Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Lowlights of the weekend:
--- Losing 5 years of my freedom to indentured servitude in London, due to very poor bowling and even poorer betting on said bowling.
--- Staying at my Grandma's house for a week in a room with NO DOOR. Consequently, NEVER sleeping past 7:30 (at the latest!).
--- The day the fudge ran out. :(
--- Eating too much fudge. And homemade English Toffy. And pizza. And lasagna. And sweet, gooey breakfasts. And everything else I ate ALL WEEK LONG! (note, this is also a highlight).
posted by Schna @ 2:22 PM
2 Comments:
"The day the fudge ran out"
My god, that is tragic. That should be the title of a book.
or a hit song!
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