Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Strange things one witnesses on the bus and other assorted places

- A guy singing "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" for an entire bus ride and trying to get everyone on the bus to clap along. It reminded me of Steve Buscemi in that really shitty movie about convicts on a plane (that would be "ConAir" for any fortunate enough to have MISSED that movie), singing that song while the plane was crashing. I just turned up my music a little bit and avoided eye contact.

- An older gentleman, very tall and skinny, wearing ultra, ultra low-rise stretch jeans, to the point that half his ass was sticking out the top of the jeans. He was walking town the street in front of my office building.

- A panhandler sitting on the sidewalk near Pitt's campus with a sign that read: "Give me money so I can buy my wife a bracelet and finally get laid!!!!"

3 Comments:

At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, you gave him some money, right? Poor guy

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger Schna said...

no, but it looked like he was doing pretty well in the getting money department.

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger Schna said...

I forgot to add that the bus singing guy was singing to the people on the bus too: "He's got all the people on the bus....in His arms..."

 

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