Post-Schna-ulations

Martha Off to Jail

Martha Steward begins serving her prison sentence today, and what does she have to say about it?

Stewart has said she will miss her pets during her stay in prison, but hoped to be free in time for spring gardening.

I suppose the missing her pets part makes sense - I'd miss my pet too. However, if I were facing 5 months in prison, I think that last thing on my mind would be spring gardening. But then again, I'm certainly no Martha.
On a related note, Martha Stewart inspired T-shirts are all the rage.

One shirt's slogan reads, "Camp Cupcake: Where there is no cherry on top." The shirt also lists "activities" at the prison — "decorative license plate making" and "good cellkeeping." The other shirt's slogan is "Camp Cupcake."

posted by Schna @ 8:22 AM