Thursday, December 23, 2004

Still in PA...

Well, it's after 3 and we're still at home. THe plan is to be on the road in the next half an hour. However, MANY things have occurred today that have delayed us (to be told in further detail at a later date). On the plus side, the storms have all passed (at least the worst parts of them), so now we just have to make the 500 mile trip on crappy road conditions only. Woo Hoo!!
We'll get there eventually....

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Oh dear...

Bush won't "negotiate with himself"
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In Washington, there are plenty of ways to say "no comment," but President George W. ahs Bush offered his own formulation, after he refused to "negotiate with myself in public."

Bush used the phrase to deflect a question on the future of Social Security (news - web sites) at a televised news conference.
"Now, the temptation is going to be, by well-meaning people such as yourself and others here, as we run up to the issue, to get me to negotiate with myself in public," Bush told the questioner on Monday. "To say, you know, "What's this mean, Mr. President? What's that mean?
"I'm not going to do that. I don't get to write the law. I'll propose a solution at the appropriate time," Bush said.
In essence, this Bushism means the president will discuss options on such issues as Social Security with members of Congress who write the law, but not with the media.
Asked to explain one facet of his Social Security policy, Bush agreed but said, "I will try to explain how without negotiating with myself. It's a very tricky way to get me to play my cards. I understand that."


Did that make sense to ANYONE?
For what it means to negotiate with oneself, refer to previous post on Gollum and his mental health status....

When there are no more fish in the sea...

Song of the Sea, a Cappella and Unanswered
Imagine roaming the world's largest ocean year after year alone, calling out with the regularity of a metronome, and hearing no response.

Such, apparently, is the situation faced by a solitary whale, species unknown, that has been tracked since 1992 in the North Pacific by a classified array of hydrophones used by the Navy to monitor enemy submarines.

The animal is called the 52 hertz whale because it makes a distinctive stream of sounds at around that basso profundo frequency, just above the lowest note on a tuba.

For the full story, click on the title.

Monday, December 20, 2004

I need a vacation

Amoung the stupid things I've done today:
* I missed my bus after having a hard time finding my wallet. For some reason, I had put in on one of the bookshelves in our office (not a typical place for me to leave it).
** I made a fool of myself on REPEATED occasions today in front of my boss - most often involving me trying to do something two or three times, telling him it wasn't working, having him come over and have me try it again so he could see what was going on, only to have it WORK. Of course, he just laughed at me.
*** I spent 10 minutes searching my purse, desk, the bathroom, the floor around my desk, my coat pockets, and my pants pockets in search of my work keys, only to discover that they were in the pocket of the sweater that I am wearing.
**** I tried dialing a friend's number twice and getting weird tones on the phone (not dial tones) before I realized I had forgotten, on BOTH OCCASIONS, to dial "9" first for an outside line.

Brilliance in all its glory!

Tonight, I bake. After I bake, I eat. All will be right with the world once I have gorged on various baked goods. :)

Friday, December 17, 2004

"Don't you dare!! Don't you dare!!"

Ah, songs from "Amahl and the Night Visitors" are running through my head for the third day this week (and the fun will continue probably into next week, as the performances for the show start tonight and run through Sunday!).

Yesterday, while walking to my bus stop, I was graced with the sight of a mini-cooper painted with a cow pattern. Hmm? Why would someone PAY for that? Maybe the guy won it on the Price is Right....?

Happy and Sad news in baseball today:
- HAPPY: The Pirates have aquired Benito Santiago for a right-handed prospect (Leo Nunez, I believe???). Yay!
- SAD: The Yankees have landed Randy Johnson. This makes me very sad. I REALLY like Randy Johnson. I can't like him now though - he sold out. He was an awesome player who had, for years, avoided the curse of the Yankees. Now, he has given in. *sigh* I still predict, though, that the Yankees will lose AGAIN in the post-season (though sadly this means I do think they will make it to the post-season).
BUT, baseball is a long way off yet, so enough of that.

Here are some fun and disturbing news stories for you today:
Physicist, 82, to Marry 'Gift from God' Student
BEIJING (Reuters) - An 82-year-old Chinese Nobel physicist has popped the question to a 28-year-old student whom he described as his last gift from God, the Beijing Morning Post said on Friday.

Don't Read This One...
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days

EEYYWWW! The rest of the story gets even worse - yuck yuck yuck!!!!

Gollum Gets a Health Check

LONDON (Reuters) - Gollum, the creepy character in "Lord of the Rings" with the dual personality and eerie voice, suffered from a schizoid personality disorder, according to a group of medical students.
Thirty students at University College London were asked to explain the odd behaviour the character displayed in the films based on the J.R.R. Tolkien trilogy.
The students noted his solitary habits, spiteful behaviour, odd interests, difficulty in forming friendships, emotional changeability, nervousness and paranoia.
"He fulfils seven of the nine criteria for schizoid personality disorder, and, if we must label Gollum's problems, we believe this is the most likely diagnosis," Dr Elizabeth Sampson, who headed the research team, said in the British Medical Journal on Friday.
His two personalities -- Gollum and Smeagol -- convinced some students it was a case of schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder.
But schizophrenia was ruled out because delusions were not in keeping with Gollum's culture. The interaction between the two personalities shows Gollum is aware of both Smeagol and Gollum at the same time, which is inconsistent with multiple personality disorder, in which one is usually suppressed.
His bulging eyes and weight loss also suggests a thyroid problem, they added.

I am somewhat amused, though it's a little unsettling that THIS is what some researchers are spending their time doing. And I would like to say that whoever thought Gollum had MPD has obviously never even opened an abnormal psych book. I find it interesting that the effects of the Ring were not taken into consideration (in the same way that dropping acid would be taking into consideration) as an outside cause to his problems. A schizoid personality disorder would imply that Gollum was prone to the same types of problems prior to obtaining the Ring, wouldn't it? Perhaps I'm wrong - personality disorders are a difficult thing. Any thoughts?

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Books books books

From the magazine section of the New York Times, here are what they consider to be the 10 best books of 2004:
Gilead by Marilynne Robinson

The Master by Colm Toibin
The Plot Against America by Phillip Roth
Runaway by Alice Munro
Snow by Orhan Pamuk
War Trash by Ha Jin
Alexander Hamilton by Ron Chernow
Chronicles: Volume One by Bob Dylan

Washington Crossing by David Hackett Fischer

Will in the World: How Shakespeare became Shakespeare by Stephen Greenblatt

Monday, December 13, 2004

Woot!

It's not just a Teen Girl Squad expression anymore!
I discovered Woot through this Yahoo News article" about the online store (of a sorts).
Excerpt:
Woot — short for "Wow! Loot!" — doesn't tell its shoppers how many watches, laptops or hot-tub phones it has. It just sells what it has in stock, and when the item is gone, sometimes within hours, that's it — there are no rain checks, nothing else to buy. Shoppers have to wait until midnight for the next offering.


In other news, here is a strange story about a municipal official in Phoenix who thought it would be a good idea to surf on top his car while it was moving (and while he was the driver). Sadly, this didn't end well.
PHOENIX (Reuters) - A top municipal official in Phoenix died in a bizarre incident that saw him crawl out of his fast-moving vehicle, stand atop its roof and extend his arms outward before tumbling off, authorities said on Thursday.

Friday, December 10, 2004

Ah, Paris...

Call me silly, but I would love to go iceskating inside the Eiffel Tower"! True, I can't iceskate and I have no money or time off right now to go to Paris... *sigh* Ah well, it's still pretty cool anyway.


Parisians skate on the ice rink set 57 meters (188 feet) above the ground on the Eiffel Tower in Paris Thursday Dec. 9, 2004. Lodged between two of the tower's immense latticed steel legs, visible in background, the rink is not big at 200 square meters (2,150 square feet), but adds a new dimension to the breathtaking views from Paris' best-known landmark. It will remain open until Jan. 23, 2005. (AP Photo/Francois Mori

Thursday, December 09, 2004

More odd news

For all you Pantera fans out there, you might be interested in this:
Gunman Kills 4 at Ohio Heavy Metal Show
COLUMBUS, Ohio - A gunman charged onstage at a nightclub and opened fire on the band and crowd, killing top heavy metal guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott and three other people before a police officer shot him to death, authorities said.
...
Damageplan had just begun its first song at Alrosa Villa club Wednesday night when the gunman climbed onstage, started yelling and shot Abbott five or six times at point-blank range, witness Chris Couch said.


For those who read the whole article, I'm curious to know if you found the very last line as strange as I did. While I see the connection - musician being shot to death by crazed fan - it still seems to come out of the blue a bit, as John Lennon and Pantera hardly share anything else in common.

Worth noting

This morning, I walked into my office building and there was an empty elevator, sitting with it's door open. I got in, suspicious of my good fortune. I pushed 8. And wouldn't you know, the elevator went straight to 8, no stopping to pass go, no collecting $200. For those who don't know the infamy of our office elevators, this borders on being miraculous!

Alas, I have two news stories to share today. The first is about a man who is accused of assault for smooshing a microwave hamburger in a store clerks face.
Man Allegedly Assaults Clerk With Burger
Investigators say Carr got angry on Nov. 28 when the clerk at a Cumberland Farms would not allow him to pay for a hamburger while it was heating in the store microwave. Police said the clerk, Scott Litzenberger, told Carr he had to bring the burger to the counter 15 feet away to pay for it.

After a sharp exchange of words, the man walked back to the microwave, removed the steaming burger and walked back to Litzenberger.

The two apparently exchanged a few brief words again, when the customer, "just lost it," according to another clerk. Instead of paying for it, Carr shoved it into the clerk's face, burning his face and eye, police Sgt. Anthony Triano said.

The other story features a Santa Claus I wouldn't mind getting a visit from this Christmas.
***Disclaimer*** I should say, while the concept is pretty ingenius, I certainly don't endorse the practice of selling drugs to school kids.
Santa Brings Christmas Pot to Schoolkids
The [Santa] dolls opened up like Easter eggs, each containing sweets and a small plastic bag of marijuana.

Monday, December 06, 2004

Say cheese!

There is an article from the Entertainment section of the AP in today's Yahoo News that talks about the cheesiest lines from films, with Titanic beating everyone ("I'm King of the World!"). Below is an excerpt of the top cheesiest film moments ever (this was a UK survey, FYI):
Here's the list of big cheese moments:


1. "Titanic": Leonardo DiCaprio's "I'm the king of the world!"


2. "Dirty Dancing": Patrick Swayze's "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."


3. "Four Weddings And A Funeral": Andie McDowell's "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."


3. "Ghost": Demi Moore's "Ditto." to Patrick Swayze's "I love you."


5. "Top Gun": Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise: "You can be my wingman anytime"


6. "Notting Hill": Julia Roberts' "I'm just a girl... standing in front of a boy... asking him to love her."


7. "Independence Day": Bill Pullman's "Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"


8. "Braveheart": Mel Gibson's "They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom!"


9. "Jerry Maguire": Renee Zellweger to Tom Cruise: "You had me at hello."


10. "The Postman": A blind woman says to Kevin Costner : "You're a godsend, a savior." He replies: "No, I'm a postman."

I have to say, the second one always bugged me, but so did the rest of that movie.
I never saw "The Postman", but I think that one gets my vote. Especially if delivered in the same way as his line from "Robin Hood Prince of Thieves": "Then by God we'll take it back!"

"How does Kevin Costner keep getting work??" - Chris on Family Guy

And so it begins...

Today begins my stretch of consecutive days of work/rehearsals with no time off. This stretch will last until I have arrived in Illinois the night before Christmas Eve. I did find out that this Saturday won't be so bad, as I have very few people to see at work though.
Celebrate good times, COME ON! Doot doo doo doot..doot...doooo doot dooooo.....

My weekend in a nutshell:
- played some mad foosball on Friday
- Christmas shopping on Saturday (though it was mostly at one of my favorite stores, A Pleasant Present, and not at any large, annoying, crowd filled malls (including the strip variety)).
- Had pizza from Pi, which ALWAYS makes for a good day. Pi....*drool*
- Assisting greatly in the procrastinating of another.
- Sunday I was a lazy bum.
- Last night, was introduced to EXCELLENT vietnamese restaurant and had Pho for the first time. mmmm, Pho.... *drool*
- Went out last night for dessert and a cordial - felt very refined.
- Didn't sleep much last night, tired today, found out this morning that I have to go back and start over an analysis that is the basis of the poster/paper that I will be presenting at a conference in about a month and a half. Good times, oh yes.

I'll try to be more entertaining later, I promise!!!

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Tidbits

- There's a quasi-interesting article in today's NY Times that comes as a reaction to the recent crack down on journalists in regards to revealing their sources and how this could/should affect those who blog.
You Can Blog, but You Can't Hide

- I did not not see any naked white ass this morning.

- Tomorrow I get to go book the airline tickets for my first business trip ever. Very exciting. Too bad it's just to St. Louis...in February. Grr...

- Tonight we get our dining room table and chairs, and our apartment will FINALLY be complete. woo hoo!!!


Okay, that's it for now (and probably for today, as work will have me out of the office for the next 7 hours or so).

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

A funny thing happened on the way to the office this morning

I looked down the alley that goes behind my office building and saw a man, leaning over a bunch of full plastic bags, with his pants down. I'm not sure what was going on; I just saw too much pasty white ass.

The wind here today is putting forth a serious effort to knock me over. Average speed when I left for work this morning was falling around 25mph, with gusts reaching 37mph. There's a lot of stuff flying around everywhere. I'd feel better with a hard hat.

Here are a couple articles of note:

The first is an update to the salmon problem out in the west (some of you may have read a few weeks ago that the Grand Canyon was being flooded for 19 days in an attempt to preserve 11 or 12 different species of Salmon that are endangered due to dams on the Colorado River and overfishing).
US Rules out Dam Removal to Aid Salmon

The second is in regards to the prisoner abuse that is going on at Guantanamo Bay (and that is largely being ignored by our government, much to my chagrin and disgust).
Abu Graib, Caribbean Style
An excerpt (emphasis mine):
The administration's response to the Red Cross report was unsurprising. The military brushed off the Red Cross's complaints when they were made, just as it did at Abu Ghraib. Yesterday, Lawrence Di Rita, a spokesman for Mr. Rumsfeld, said the Red Cross had "their point of view," which was not shared by the Bush administration. The Red Cross's point of view, however, is reflected in the Geneva Conventions and in American law. The recent debate over prisoner abuse has not been brought to the courts, but the Supreme Court has ruled that Mr. Bush cannot suspend due process for prisoners of his choosing.

The White House, the Pentagon and the Justice Department clearly have no intention of addressing the abuse. Indeed, Mr. Bush has nominated one of the architects of the administration's prisoner policy, the White House counsel Alberto Gonzales, to be attorney general. The general who set up the system at Guantánamo is now in charge of prisons in Iraq.



And, so as not to end on a depressing note, check out this article:
Germans think they're well hung - but they're not
Excerpt:
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS Day.