Post-Schna-ulations

What would I look like bald?

Today is one of those days, which comes at the end of one of those weeks. If I were the type to pull out my hair, I would be bald by now, from about the elbows up. On days like today, computers make me cross-eyed and people make me want to practice defenestration. Were I not obligated to be at work tomorrow (yes, on a Saturday) to work some lovely, unpaid hours of overtime, I would be getting freakin' TANKED tonight. However, after being sick all week and with the morning looming way to near (I can already hear the alarm clock buzzing...), I must abstain from the boozing for this evening. *sigh*
Any suggestions as to good, quick stress relievers while at work? I've tried chocolate cake...helped a little. I've tried making a fool of myself by getting Beefaroni on my face and having my boss have to point it out to me...didn't help at all. I've tried caffeine...now my sentences are just a faster version of in coherence and confusion. If only our damn windows opened...

posted by Schna @ 1:54 PM