Post-Schna-ulations

Nostalgia and Cunt

Tonight, we had people over for BBQ chicken and brats. Of course, beer has to be involved. As the food stops flowing, the beer starts flowing harder. This led to fun things like drinking Jenga (to which I was only a witness).
In drinking Jenga (oh, thanks to Topless Jenny for this present!), there are such blocks as 'drink 1', 'slam drink', 'give 2 (drinks, that is)', and 'crazy'. Crazy basically means do something that would be a dare in Truth or Dare (hence, the nostalgia). In true Truth or Dare form (aka junior high maturity level dares), Coral had to call Barnes and Noble and ask them if they had the book "Cunt". Upon hearing that they did, she became outraged and told them that she had found this book in her 15-year-old daughter's room. The worker found her a manager, who proceeded to say things about censorship, blah blah blah (the manager did an excessive amount of talking). Coral continued (with a straight face) to say that her daughter was a good girl and didn't even know what cunt meant. Then (again with a straight face), she had us ALL crying and practically rolling on the floor with the following quote:
"I haven't raised a hand to my daughter in fifteen years, but I just came out of her room after spanking her tushy!" (including 'spanking her tushy' into the conversation was part of the dare). Silence on the other end of the phone...then a hesitant, "I understand...." from the manager. Finally, Coral ended the conversation, and we all laughed heartily.
*tears*
Ah, quality moments of immaturity are few and far between. Gotta love 'em. :)

posted by Schna @ 9:46 PM