Post-Schna-ulations

gloomy pittsburgh

all my plants are dying, as there is no sun. it has nothing to do with the fact that i have a tendency to kill plants, of course.

jeb jaggerbush munches fetid donkey cock.

yesterday at the gym, all three tv's by the cardio equipment were tuned to oprah. ALL THREE!!! What the fuck, it's a gym, put on some sports or SOMETHING!! Even MTV would be better than Oprah!! OR, and this is a real genius idea (so genius that my head would explode if i had any idea of what it actually was!), if you want to watch Oprah, pick a machine BY THE TV WITH OPRAH. DON'T PICK A MACHINE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM AND CHANGE A SECOND (OR THIRD) TV TO OPRAH!! Dammit people, THINK!!

and now, i get to go sequester myself in an office in western psych for 3 hours and work on analyzing data. woo hoo. the extent to which i'm thrilled by this is overwhelming me.

oh, oh..one more while i'm at it.
at class monday night, i bought a hot chocolate from one of those coffee vending machines (it was sufficiently nasty, yes). on the scrolling message, it said something about the cost of cappuchino, and then it said 'yunz all will love it' (or something to that effect). What did I learn from this? Apparently 'yunz' is just as acceptable as 'yinz', AND it's okay to put it on a scrolling advertisement on a vending machine. lovely.

posted by Schna @ 12:11 PM